World-famous comedian's lost guitar plectrum

Mon 24 Dec 2018, 23:53

Mr Alice Cooper played here! Wish I'd seen it!!

Mon 24 Dec 2018, 20:50

That must belong to Mr. Cooper. I think he drinks at that very establishment.

Sun 23 Dec 2018, 17:00

I remember reading in this very forum just a few months ago that a visiting world-famous comedian had lost his prized guitar plectrum outside The Farmers, or Ye Olde Three Horseshoes, as some people prefer to refer to it.

I have just found a plectrum, on the pavement (sidewalk, if you're reading this in America) outside The Bell Hotel. It has been hand-carved with the inscription "Alice, Pick, 1.20 mm".

Perhaps when the international superstar next visits our humble parish he could pick it up from me.

I assume that the usual £250,000 finder's fee applies.

And then he can start playing his guitar again.